It makes more sense to speak nonsense

timefold:

when the teacher asks you to answer the question because you weren’t paying attention but you know the answer

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jedavu:

Table Topography: Wood Furniture Embedded with Glass Rivers and Lakes by Greg Klassen

unexplained-events:

The Devil’s Bridge (Dyavolski Most) in Bulgaria

I love when places have made up legends behind them and this one is one of my favorite stories. It goes like this:

A young ambitious man decides he will build a bridge over the Arda river. The Devil appears before him and offers his assistance. He tells him that he will show him the secret to building a bridge that will outstand anything and last forever, but in return he has to incorporate the Devil’s face into the brige or else he would take his soul to hell (the usual devil stuff). The Devil wanted his face to be invisible and visible at the same time. The man ends up building the bridge and even managed to add the devil’s face into it through the water’s reflection.

Images: The Faceless- Coronado

"Recreate the forgotten moments we’ve erased
To awaken the constant motion redefining our continuation”

I have two daughters, so I’m raising two future women. Maybe! I mean, one of them might be a guy later. It’s possible. It could happen. Someday one of my daughters could be like ‘Dad, I’m really a guy’ and I’ll be like ‘Alright well let’s get you a dick, honey. We’ll get you the nicest dick in town.’

Louis CK (reason #94826 why he’s the best comedian)

Somewhere along the way, Louis CK become society’s ideal father and I’m 100% okay with this.

(via mildlyamused)

hierarchical-aestheticism:

Sommer Sonnwende
Fuck Buttons - Sweet Love For Planet Earth
975 plays

petrak:

Fuck Buttons//Sweet Love For Planet Earth (Street Horrrsing, 2008)

Pretty sure I cock blocked some dude at the bar by telling his girly friend that “metal horns” with your hand means Hail Satan.

thespiritscience:

If you want to speak to chinese people, learn to speak chinese. If you want to speak to french people, learn french. If you want to speak to EVERYONE… Learn Music ;)

thespiritscience:

If you want to speak to chinese people, learn to speak chinese. If you want to speak to french people, learn french. If you want to speak to EVERYONE… Learn Music ;)

virusexe:

Don’t send me sexual asks I’m just a simple farmer with crops to tend to

dysfunctionalutopian:

The puns of UMBC: spring 2014 edition

Kiiiilllll meeeeeee

Once In A While- Big D and the Kids Table